care for a cabin in the woods spoiler? if not, don’t click the cut. enjoy!

this is a list of the things (or monsters, if that’s what you want to call them) that were on the whiteboard: 

werewolf, alien beast, mutants, wraiths, zombies, reptilius, clowns, witches, sexy witches, demons, hell lord, angry molesting tree, giant snake, deadites, kevin, mummy, the bride, the scarecrow folk, snowman, dragonbat, vampires, dismemberment goblins, sugarplum fairy, merman, the reanimated, unicorn, the huron, dolls, the doctors, ~something~ redneck torture ~something, jack o lantern, giant, twins. 

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